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Arthur Culang is the most misrepresented person alive. His first name is frequently misspelled in newspaper articles as "Authur."

But here are the facts: He makes his living (for the time being) as an employee of the UC Davis Temporary Employment Services. He would like to chat with you sometime, perhaps about globalization, economics, or emerging technologies.

Arthur fondly remembers his childhood, during which he and his brother Alex played many video games (including Guerrilla War and Secret of Mana) while sitting on the edge of their parents' bed.

Arthur is almost always photographed in only two of his three dimensions. He is often sleep-deprived and conceals trail mix in his desk drawer.

NOTE: Authur [sic] did not write the uninformative portions of this bio. He contracted out the duty to a third party.